I think I saw you in my sleep, darling

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Today I have an awful headache so all I want to do is stay in bed and maybe watch PLL but I can’t because I’m a mum.

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chapmen:

literally wtf the fuck

I DON’T USE THE WORD WIZARD LIGHTLY BUT

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Alexis is only 9 months old and I’ve already had to resort to eating in secret because I don’t want to share with her 😂

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my fall look today is winged eyeliner, plum lipstick, and a look on my face like i’m fucking your boyfriend and can’t wait for you to find out.

My fall look is simple liner with bold lashes, burgundy lipstick, a gleam in my  eyes that let’s men know that I’ll suck their dick, their money out of their bank accounts, and the souls right out of their bodies.

this is my favorite post on tumblr currently

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